From Penny Arcade Alliance

Yandren

Level: 70

Class: Druid

Spec: Bare

Guild: Fancy Lads

Yandren is a nub bare tank in need of an SSC staff*, which will never drop for him cause he is a bare. And smells of bad fish.

Yandren is a Dandy of Fancy Lads who has been in the guild since its creation. Originally he joined Knights of Arcadia, but he also secretly made an alt which was in Fancy Lads, both on the first day of the PAA's creation. His alts lost interest, and his druid became his main, switching over to the Fancy Lads for unknown reasons.

Yandren has always been feral, and always aspired to baredom. Joining the Newbians on their 6th run, he has stayed with their forays into instance portals since. Known as the "Impatient Bare" since he first started pushing BWL, he is known for the " :0 " emoticon and generally being a loot whore for the good of the raid. His other claims to fame include breaking microphones, tanking the broodlord for longer than was healthy, receiving most of the loot on the Newbian's only AQ40 run, successfully tanking Magtheridon while disconnected, and being in catform while assigned to heal.

All of his alts' names begin with "Yand", so as to prevent confusion.

• As of 1/10/08, Yandren has officially lost all bitching rights, as SSC has finally rewarded him with his stupid staff, so maybe now he'll stop whining and annoying all the nubs. He will, however, continue to be impatient.