Character:Penian

From Penny Arcade Alliance

He is a warlock who made the mistake of rolling a priest alt. Now he is a priest who has a bare alt, among many other alts, and some remember that he used to be a warlock.

Penian ran three Molten Cores with the Newbian Institute, participating in the first Newbian Ragnaros kill, before a change in his schedule made Saturday raiding impossible for a few months. He ran with other groups in the meantime (most notably attending quite a few Flavor Country BWL's), but found himself missing the easy, care-free cockroach molesting spirit of the Newbians. Given a chance to join up when we all hit 70, he jumped at the chance. Sadly, an offer to bring along his priest, Schortey, to the priest-friendly Kara raiding atmosphere has him locked in more or less permanently to this whack-a-mole healing role. He dreams of the day Penian will rise from the dead and exact terrible vengeance, though. After all, in the list of characters on his startup screen, Penian still has top billing.

("Penian", as a name, came as his attempt to pay tribute to the Penny Arcade Alliance when creating the character. Sadly, it did not occur to the creator at the time what the obvious correlation would be for any other member of the Penny Arcade Alliance. In retrospect, "Wangina" would have been a better choice.)

Penian is also an officer of the Fancy Lads, and can even sometimes be bothered to remember it. It is his firm opinion, however, that those who govern best, govern least. It's not laziness! Really!

Penian aspires to altaholism, but is put to shame by Kushana.