Character:Lambofhosts
From Penny Arcade Alliance
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Lambofhosts
Level: 70
Class: Priest
Spec: Holy/Discipline
Guild: Exuberance
Overview
Lambofhosts has had an on again/off again relationship with WoW since Friends and Family Alpha Test that may or may not have existed. (Did that NDA ever get lifted?) Lamb quit playing during the beta, but was compelled to purchase the game when he read about the formation of the PAA. Lamb joined KotW prior to the forced name change, making him not quite ancient by PAA standards. Following a five month absense from the game following a bout of seriousness about his education Lamb reactivated his account, and after a few dozen levels of healing pick up groups was invited to join Exuberance by officers that no longer play.
After a few forrays into MC that resulted in a trash epic and no AP Lamb began healing for The Newbian Institute for the final few months they spent in MC. Lamb likes to think he's contributed to the institute, but would have been more effective if he had not spent several months grinding his Carmoving to 385 (with the racial bonus and glove enchant.)
Lamb currently spends most of his time ignoring his priest outside of farming mats and his mage (a member of KotW) outside of arenas in favor of struggling to gear his warrior, Lambplate. In retrospect, he should have just rolled a druid and spent money to respec for whatever was needed at that particular moment.
Characters
Lambofhosts, priest that is just barely un-nubbish enough to have specced out of holy nova.
Altofhosts, terrible pvp mage of a terrible arena team. Also, 375 tailor and high level enchanter. Those sure would have been more useful on a raiding main than a pvp alt.
Lambplate, nubbish enough to have gained the last three levels of the game as prot. 375 swordsmith and 375ish jewelcrafter, but with solid star as the only decent gem he can cut. It was certainly worth a thousand gold to not have to ask someone else to cut it for me.
Fun Facts
Attended six months of Newbian Kara raids consistently, but did not recieve his tier 4 gloves until the final week of the regularly scheduled Newbian Kara raid. Still has never seen Prince drop his mace. Has mostly stopped whining about never seeing Prince drop that mace, aside from adding it to his own wiki page.
Stops raiding on the weekends every spring while he works at the local Renaissance Faire. Lamb has been working at this particular Faire since he was twelve years old, a situation that he has referred to on several occassions as having been raised at the circus.
Built one half of a man sized Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot set/mecha for use at the above mentioned Faire. The other half was constructed separately by Lamb's eldest friend, whom he has known since they were both one year old.
Lives with Girlfriendofhosts (Abbreviated as GFofH) and Dogofhosts, as they are commonly called in game.
Has recently finished co-authoring his first book, which will be published later this year.
Is engaged in a competition with his college room mate stolen from an episode of Scrubs. This competition involves determining which flavor more women prefer, chocolate or vanilla.
His raid leader's spouse has nicknamed Lamb's genitals "mutton".
Is quite fond of both pie and cheesecake.
Likes to be called LAMEofhosts.
Wishes Russad had a wiki page he could vandalize in retaliation, but lacks the drive to make it himself.
