Character:Jerakal
From Penny Arcade Alliance
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Jerakal
Level: 80
Class: Rogue
Spec: Combat
Guild: The Newbian Institute
Jerakal "Jair - Uh - Kahl" is a rogue on Dark Iron who is not really known for much, other than having a penchant for complete and total nubbery. He has on past occasions been guilty of some of the most ridiculous talent builds known to mankind. He is also one of three members of the Newbians who is not old enough to purchase alcohol, this is hilarious.
A typically agreeable fellow he loves nothing more than raiding with his chums and plotting the doom of his enemies. Especially Crowing, fuck that guy.
He also loves swords, he pretty much refuses to play another spec unless a non-sword upgrade drops and he is the only one who needs it, at which point he will become extremely embittered. He also will loathe Crowing forever for getting the first Newbian Warglaive.
Jerakal first joined the Disciples of DivX and stayed with them for several months, he then switched over to the Fancy Lads for no apparent reason, presumably because he liked their hats more. With the addition of The Newbian Institute into the PAA, he is now a member of said guild. He spends most of his time collecting Rare pets, moping around in towns, earning achievements and running raids with the Newbians where he will undoubtably die every 5 or so minutes.
He first began raiding with the newbians on their second or third foray into the Molten Core, and has stuck with them ever since, mostly because they are the only raid that would put up with his terminal nubbery.
Fun Facts
He is most famous within the Newbian Institute for breaking a tooth at the start of a Blackwing Lair raid but refusing to get it taken care of until after the raid was over. He has since sustained several injuries in the line of raiding duty, due to his own clumsiness.
Tease him about being the youngest newbian, it's hilarious, do it.
He had a long-standing friendly rivalry with (at the time) fellow PAA member Sekkyo, until he realized that Sekkyo was a know-it-all who left the PAA and joined Flavour Country. Jerakal is still sometimes pissed that Sekkyo has better gear than him. Fuck that guy too.
He has an unhealthy love of H.P. Lovecraft. That guy is spooky.
His dick-hat is bigger than yours.
Memorable Quotes
"I almost remembered something funny to put here, then I forgot it."
Other stuff
Malaris is his younger brother whom he invited to the newbians.
He is a Grandmaster of the newbians, and Crowing isn't. Suck it Crowing.
He also has rat-tail more than a foot long. He is very proud of it. Touch it and he'll carve you a new eyesocket with a broken coke-bottle.
Alts
Taintrender - Death Knight
Shakal - Shaman
Lakarej - Warlock
Jerabear - Druid
