From Penny Arcade Alliance

Harpalyce

Level: 70

Class: Warrior

Spec: verbose

Professions: Blacksmithing,Prostitution

Guild: Kung Foo Roostaz

Overview

Harpalyce started his exploration of Azeroth as a blacksmith who specialized in chastity belts. While cockblocking the heroes of Azeroth was entertaining for a time. The young Harpalyce soon grew bored. He then decided herding a group of drunken misfits and rabble into the most dangerous of areas, with only his long-winded banter and shouts for dps as their shield, was his true calling. Thus Waffles was born.

Centerfold Bio

Eye color: blue

hair: blonde

Favorite activities: boss explanations, tanking, and reminding everyone to sign-up for raids

Guily pleasures: collapsing for the sons

Turn-ons: heroic badges , Naga, and epic tanking gear

Turn - offs: welps, not enough dps, and tanks who dont know which way is north.